{"id":1674,"date":"2011-09-27T21:44:01","date_gmt":"2011-09-28T02:44:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celticharper.com\/blog\/?p=1674"},"modified":"2011-09-27T22:08:54","modified_gmt":"2011-09-28T03:08:54","slug":"if-i-were","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.celticharper.com\/blog\/?p=1674","title":{"rendered":"If I were"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I were<br \/>\na post-it note<br \/>\nexpressing poetry<br \/>\non a white board<br \/>\naffixed<br \/>\nto a crumbling<br \/>\nbrick wall<\/p>\n<p> (someone<br \/>\n stuck a wad<br \/>\n of bright pink<br \/>\n chewing gum<br \/>\n in the hole<br \/>\n as if it were<br \/>\n a secret message<br \/>\n passed from<br \/>\n person to person)<\/p>\n<p>I would be<br \/>\nthe reincarnation<br \/>\nof a doodle copied<br \/>\nfrom Kurt Vonnegut&#8217;s<br \/>\nscrap book<\/p>\n<p>Only I would ever know<br \/>\nthe replicant&#8217;s song<br \/>\nbefore he died<br \/>\nsomething about<br \/>\nstarships burning<br \/>\nand the shoulders<br \/>\nof Orion<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>T. Haney<br \/>\n12.04.10<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I were a post-it note expressing poetry on a white board affixed to a crumbling brick wall (someone stuck a wad of bright pink chewing gum in the hole as if it were a secret message passed from person &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.celticharper.com\/blog\/?p=1674\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,9],"tags":[764],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.celticharper.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.celticharper.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.celticharper.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.celticharper.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.celticharper.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1674"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.celticharper.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1934,"href":"http:\/\/www.celticharper.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions\/1934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.celticharper.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.celticharper.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.celticharper.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}